Tuesday, September 1, 2009
If It Bleeds
Tamalehawk accidentally presents Part 1 of the Use Your Arugula series, wherein he scrambles to save the tiny leaves from a grievous descent into the garbage by tossing them on top, tucking them in, or burying them beneath any other food item being consumed. As the sad yellow tinge starts to hamper their hue, he'll resort to just eating them despondently straight from the container.
Here, Tamalehawk tried in vain to painstakingly recreate the cover of Bon Appétit, and immediately butterflied the chicken upside down, misplacing the spine and exposing a cage of craggy rib bones. Thankfully arugula obfuscates his mistakes like Dutch hiding from the Predator. Get to the chopper!
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Will Tamalehawk at any point be addressing his birdbrained thoughts on the book "The Omnivore's Dilemma" which some amateur ornithologists recently saw him pecking his beak through?ReplyDelete
An excellent thought, which Tamalehawk has diligently tucked into the downy barbs on his feathered head. Look for his musings soon.ReplyDelete
Fact: Best use of a Predator reference in this century.ReplyDelete
Agreed, Hank. Welcome back to the internet, Tamalehawk.ReplyDelete